Secret : iWant the iPad.
I know the name is stupid... and I'm not convinced that the functions are impressive enough to make it a worthwhile purchase... but for $500 this thing is kind of sweet. The Kindle is what - $300? And the iPad does way more than a Kindle. Sure, it's not a computer. Yes, it's an oversized iPod Touch. But all I'm saying is if someone were to get me one, I wouldn't be mad about it.